Friday, 27 April 2007

The Weekly AT Snapshot - 4/27/2007

Professor Euro Takes "AT-Verbrennen" to the Streets


Professor Euro, noted critic of Ameritrash games, has taken to the streets with his "AT-Verbrennen" Crusade. Euro delivers his trademark fiery orations to crowds of rapt spectators as huge piles of Ameritrash games burn in the background. Sandra Gustafsen, a mother of three, was seen tossing a vintage copy of Titan into the flames as her children cheered her on. Meanwhile, Euro preached to the croud, vowing to wipe out Ameritrash games once and for all with their sinful excesses of player elimination, luck, and fun. Then adjusting his monocle, he solemly returned to a pile of old Avalon Hill games and began to toss them one by one into the hungry flames. We will continue to follow this developing story.

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8 comments:

Pat H said...

That is despicable. If this doesn't stop we'll all be wearing wooden clogs by new years....

Just watching this on the news now... meeples are shaking down everyone looking for dice. This is going too far...

Mr Skeletor said...

This week's AT Snapshot was submitted by the FortressAT staff.

Isn't this cheating?

Michael Barnes said...

Monocle? But that photo...oh, I get it, Professor Euro's such a snoot that he wears TWO monocles instead of glasses.

Ken Bradford said...

I think Rob didn't want Mike Chapel dominating this thing (Chapel's got a few more AT Snapshots in our mailbag that are pretty funny.)

robartin said...

Barnes, "Skellie" - this isn't the place for pedants.

Ken Bradford said...

"Pedants"? Are those the creepy guys who hang out at the park and offer kids candy?



Say...you guys want some candy?

Michael Barnes said...
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Michael Barnes said...

OH!!! I DO I DO!! Do you have Fun Dip?