Friday, 4 May 2007

The Weekly AT Snapshot - 5/4/2007

RainbowSpiel to Publish "Gaylus"


From the back of the box:

Castle Caylus is already erected, and now the King desires another task. You and your fellow players are interior decorators who compete for the King's attentions. You will bid on statuaries, paintings, and kuhlschranks to stand inside the castle walls. But beware of the Provost and Bailiff who jealously guard the King's interests! With much tactics and a dash of luck, will you definitely curry the King's favor.

This week's AT Snapshot was submitted by "PowderedToastMan" who asked that his real name not be revealed.


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33 comments:

Malloc said...

Is that the king from El Grande in the background?

-M

Michael Barnes said...
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Michael Barnes said...

No Mal, that's clearly a giant dick.

Oh wait, you're right...

Anonymous said...

Vot about gerken?

Pat H said...

This is good. What else can be said. How did you get evil anonymous to pose in the background?

Jack Hill said...

Is it me, or is the king the spitting image of Tiny Tim?

Mr Skeletor said...

I thought we were gay?

I preferred the porno rico picture myself.

robartin said...

I'm sure you did.

MWChapel said...

Heh...Ok, that one is pretty funny. Mad Skills!

Shellhead said...

"Hello....Chapel."

MWChapel said...

So...Kramer, is that a game of risk you're playing?...I want in!

Oh, it's Risk, the game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

Anonymous said...

This post is not homophobic at all.

Michael Barnes said...

Hey pal, you made the pickle comment...

Pat H said...

Don't disturb anonymous while he's workin' his gherkin.

Ken B. said...

Where do you think the milk comes from in "Milk and Pickles"?

Anonymous said...

I have a new name for Fortress AT:
Dingleberries R'US

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry guys, I realized what fucking toolbag I am after I posted that. You have to understand that I lost my penis in an accident and I compensate for posting comments which I think are funny to your site. I realize now that I'm just a piece-of-shit moron. Oh well.

Shellhead said...

Anony-mouse,

maybe Pronoblem will sell you his Magic Penis™. Or at least his King Missile album.

Anonymous said...

You don't need a sex organ when you carry around Marvel Heroes in public. It's a very effective method of birth control.

Michael Barnes said...

You're right, people that play children's games in Rio Grande Games boxes get laid ALL the time, don't they?

Pat H said...

(Annonymous enters)
"Hi honey I'm home!"

(Anonymous' wife enters)
"Take your fucken shoes off douchebag - how many times I gotta tell ya!"

(Anonymous)
"I'm sorry honey - were you busy?"

(Anonymous' wife)
"Yeah - the guy I'm fucking right now says that he used to beat you up all the time, his name is Gerry."

(Anonymous)
"Oh....Gerry. I saw him this moring by the water cooler - tell him I'll have his money next week."

(Anonymous' wife)
"Whatever - leave your wallet on the table so I can finish up here. Your nerdy pals called and want you to bring 'Diddlers of Japan' tonight or some shit like that. Now get the fuck outa here limp noodle".

"Geeeerry honey - Is it my roll?"

pwn3d said...

Who is this Anonymous poster? Seems like a real douchebag.

Mr Skeletor said...

How come no one has asked where Batman is?

Jeff D said...

I know this is against what's good and pure, but if someone had uploaded this picture to one of those other gaming sites, I'd vote for it..

Mr Skeletor said...

These unfunny BGG jackoffs are getting very annoying.

Ken B. said...

Nah, I see it differently.

On BGG, Aldie and other admins protect them from their idiocy by deleting posts such as these.


Here, we just sort of let them blow in the breeze, they do a far better job of saying, "I'm the product of my father and my second cousin" than anything we could add.


In case anyone didn't know, we can freely delete comments from our blog posts. If we didn't think you looked like total morons, we'd delete them. As is, they provide endless entertainment.

So rock on, "mikle barns".

mickal burns said...

besides if you deleted my coments that woud be supreshion of speech and id get another award from steve weeks

Alldeez said...

Hey Guyth. You thouldn't be talking about BGG on a non-BGG thite. You're all banned, m'kay?

-Aldeez

Michael Barnes said...

Man, that guy really nailed how I write...I'm thinking about hiring him to ghost-write my posts from now on...

Ken B. said...

I was totally fooled.

hughthehand said...

Ok...is anyone else, besides me...just a little scared?

I'm even more frightened by the fact that I think the 3 new mikes and alldeez are the same guy.

Barnes, I believe its time to hire a body guard.

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