This week... is the 4th of July! There will be a fireworks show at twenty-one hundred hours! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Happy 4th to our American readers...make sure to fill the holiday with some plastic-dude killin' and dice chuckin'.