Friday, 1 June 2007

The Weekly AT Snapshot - 06/01/2007




MTV Games is Proud To Announce Reprint of Fan Favorite "Civilization", in an Exciting Updated Form!


For Immediate Release

NEW YORK, NEW YORK. June 01, 2007

MTV is proud to announce the reprint that gaming fans around the world have been clamoring for! Once a hit in college dorms around the nation, "Civilization" has long since been out of print. MTV is excited to announce that they've partnered with both the original game's creators and none other than Snoop Dogg himself to bring gamers the classic version of the game with all the "fo rizzle" modern updates you could ever ask for!

The new game will move the setting from the Mediterranian Sea to downtown Compton and will include all new graphic design from MTV's most hip and talented artists, creating a totally proactive gaming experience that will be in yo' fizzle for rizzle!

Snoop Dogg is understandably excited about the new release and had this to say: "Yeah yeah, that's the real shizzle, my nizzle!"

Shizzilization will be the first board game to be rated by the ESRB, and will be rated "M" for Mature.

(Today's AT Snapshot comes to us from Murray 'Muzza' Grelis. Thanks, Murray!)

12 comments:

Pat H said...

Nice. Gin and Juice will have infinite value no doubt - the pillars of Shizzilization.

Michael Barnes said...

Man, I can't wait for ADVANCED SHIZZILIZATION.

Clarissimus said...

Why is he wearing his hair in girls' pigtails?

Rliyen said...

SHIZZILIZATION... Pure Genius.

Ken B. said...

Robert was sick, so I had to take over the reigns this week. He'll be back with his rapier wit for the next installment of The Weekly AT Snapshot.

As soon as I saw that image in the mailbag I knew I had to use it. That's just an incredible Photoshop job *and* funny to boot.

mtlawson said...

Shizzilization Gone Wild.

--Mike L.

Michael Barnes said...

I wonder if Penelope Spheeris has ever considered a fourth installment, DECLINE OF WESTERN SHIZZILIZATION?

Anonymous said...

This was my favourite of the Mattel Photoshop Contest on that other boardgamingsite.

Ken B. said...

He was upfront about the double-dip but it was still too cool not to use.

robartin said...

Looks like Elizabeth Taylor is diggin' the Dogg. And Messala looks none to happy about it.

J de said...

What's this? Them F:AT boyz proclaiming West Coast niggaz? Did I do my Tupac drive by for nuttin'?

Malloc said...

I hear tempus is a great shiz-lite game!

-M